Having Pun This International Joke Day

Posted on 1st Jul 2019 by CarTakeBack Posted in: Just For Fun

This International Joke Day we’ve asked around the office for our colleagues to give us a giggle with some of their best driving related jokes and puns. These were some of our favourites.

What do you call a funny motorbike?

A Yamahahaha!

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The old Volks home.

A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says:


Drawing of a cat dressed as a cowboy

The development of self-driving vehicles is happening quickly…

We wonder how long it will be before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

Apparently I snore really loudly…

It scares everyone in the car I’m driving.

I gave up my seat to a another person in the bus.

That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says:

“Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?”


Get a new car for your spouse…

It’ll be a great trade!

Two cheese trucks ran into each other.

De brie was everywhere.

What did one traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don’t look now, I’m changing!

My wife bet me that I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Pasta in a bowl shaped like a car with tomatoes as wheels

Today is the perfect day to let out a good belly laugh with friends, so why not share your favourite jokes with us!

**CarTakeBack is not responsible for any sore ribs, smudged mascara, heavy sighing related to this post!**

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